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The Best Jokes I"ve Heard

by Douglas Blankenship

  • 330 Want to read
  • 14 Currently reading

Published by AuthorHouse .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Humour,
  • General,
  • Humor / General,
  • Humor

  • The Physical Object
    FormatHardcover
    Number of Pages412
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL8535804M
    ISBN 101425979572
    ISBN 109781425979577
    OCLC/WorldCa191078221

      Though I’ve spent much of my "career" as a comedian attempting to make people laugh with words, a book often feels stale, dry, and at best, more winsome than funny. There’s a whole series of kid-friendly joke books from Highlights Magazine, home to one of my personal favorite comedy duos of all time, Goofus and newest addition to the series, Best Kids’ Jokes Ever!:Volume Two, has a fantastic selection of old-school, dad-joke e, c’mon, parents — it’s our job to teach the next generation, “What’s black and white.

      Long story short: Jokes come in all shapes and sizes. But sometimes, it's the simple, to-the-point one-liners that are funniest. Not to mention, short jokes are easier to remember. The good news is there's certainly no short supply. These hilarious short jokes are the kind you can keep on-hand for times that need a little extra levity and laughter. This book has endless of knock knock jokes! Some I heard and some I havent! But for the most part they were new to my children! My children had everyone laughing reading these! They couldnt get is a great little e-book. Lots of joke books aren't very funny, but the kids and I like a lot of the jokes in this one.

      Even if you take your reading habits very seriously, you cannot argue that books, bookishness, and reading aren’t a never-ending source of jokes. And by jokes, we mean jokes, but also puns, memes, sayings, and general fun and awesomeness.   Oh, and my favourite isn't really a joke. It was a letter sent in to Viz. Can't remember it verbatim, but it went something along the lines of: I've heard that Jeremy Beadles knob is quite big. On the other hand, it is quite small. Something like that. Ahem. Anyhow, suffice to say I .


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